The Road to 'L' Do you remember your driving instructor? They sure remember you

 The Road to 'L'

Coming your way soon but watch this classic from Bob Newhart The Driving Instructor
It will give you a taster for my new book
Out very soon
https://youtu.be/XaUYQZR-y7I via @YouTube

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