Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's ⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast? ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’ ⠀ ‘You’ll see soon en...
Look right Look left Look right again nothing coming......... wrong............The Road to 'L' is speeding down your street soon Watch out for it The Road to 'L'
Me become a driving instructor? You gotta be joking! Do you remember your driving instructor? Well he sure does remember you and this book is dedicated to all the pupils I taught during my time as a Driving Instructor in Central London back in the early 1980s working for The British School of Motoring. Based in Baker Street London it was a very interesting and adventurous time for me. This book is a true confession of what happens to both instructor and staff when on their Driving Lessons, written by me: a real Driving instructor. I worked as a Driving Instructor between 1981 and 1983 and this is my story of what really happened to me during that period. This book is a warts and all revelation, it tells the story of this period of my life. It tells the story of what happened to many driving instructors with their pupils whilst on their lessons. I tell the amazing tales of some of the things that happened to me during my time as a driving instructor My book is a journey thr...
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