The Road to 'L'

  Mrs Shah what big..................Eyes you have  Bloody hell her boobs were almost touching the windscreen of the car. ‘You need to move the seat back as far as it can go to give yourself some legroom.’ ‘You mean to give me some boob room.’ and she started giggling again, as she struggled to move the seat further back. ‘Oh, shit can you help me, please? I really cannot get the thing to work.’ ‘Sure, but you need to unlock the seat belt first then move the seat.’ ‘Oh, how stupid of me.’ and she undid the seat belt and tried to move the seat, ‘no it’s no good I really cannot get the seat to move.’ ‘Hang on I come around and help.’ I got out of the car and walked around to the passenger side opened the door and bent down to grab the metal bar under the seat, which would allow the seat to go back. As I did so she moved and her huge boobs trapped my head between the glove compartment on the dashboard and her boobs. This really was my ‘Carry on’ moment I just hope nobody els

She leans back into the car showing me her ample bra less cleavage ‘Tony as you don’t have another lesson for an hour do you want to come up for a drink’  ‘Sorry Crystal I’m a driving instructor, drinking and driving is a no no’ ‘Of course, but I have coffee or tea or water or anything you want to drink you know?’ ‘Thanks again but no thanks’ ‘Of course, silly me but what about some lunch on me’ ‘Again, that’s very kind of you but I have sandwiches in the back here and don’t really do lunches’ ‘What about melting chocolate all over my body? You could lick it all off. Wouldn't that be something?’ OMG she is making it pretty obvious what she wants me to come up to her suite for and the thoughts of her body covered in melting chocolate really did conjure up some erotic images for me but bloody hell I really did want to get out of this situation pretty quick if I’m honest ‘Thanks, but no thanks Crystal it’s really not something I’m into in fact I don’t really like chocolate’ I lied ‘Th

Look right Look left Look right again nothing coming......... wrong............The Road to 'L' is speeding down your street soon Watch out for it The Road to 'L'

  The Road to 'L' Coming your way soon but watch this classic from Bob Newhart The Driving Instructor It will give you a taster for my new book Out very soon https://youtu.be/XaUYQZR-y7I via @YouTube

Excerpt from my upcoming book:- Foreplay! Foreplay! What the hell was she talking about I just wanted to assess her driving skills not have sex with her, oh shit the penny had dropped, she didn’t really want driving lessons she wanted sex, and sex with me in a bloody Austin Mini Metro that had a bloody great red triangle on the roof with an ‘L’ on its three sides. Talk about no class or was this something she did on a regular basis or what? Did I? Didn't I? Read what happened next! You will never believe it! The Road to 'L' coming down your way very soon

 Crystal Blue? No Crystal see-through I should have been even more suspicious when the concierge didn’t bat an eyelid as he approached my car with the BSM Triangle on the roof and salutes and he opened the driver’s door for Crystal ‘Miss Crystal good afternoon.’ ‘Good afternoon Thomas I’ll just be a minute.’ ‘Yes, mam.’   OMG is this real? It’s like something out of a film and I’m about to be the star?   She leant back into the car showing me her ample bra-less cleavage ‘Tony, as you don’t have another lesson for an hour, do you want to come up for a drink.’ ‘Sorry Crystal I’m a driving instructor, drinking and driving is a no no.’ ‘Of course, but I have coffee or tea or water or anything you want to drink you know?’ ‘Thanks again but no thanks.’ ‘Of course, silly me but what about some lunch on me.’ ‘Again, that’s very kind of you but I have sandwiches in the back here and don’t really do lunches.’ ‘What about melting chocolate all over my body? You could lick it all off. Wouldn’t th

  Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's The Road to 'L'⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast?  ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’

 Gloria ‘For Christ’s sake, Tony not in the bloody corridor take her to your room!’ ‘Paul will you tell Gloria that I’m going home to see my wife and am not here for this.’ ‘Sure Gloria, Tony is going home to see his wife although it’s a waste of time as his marriage in on the rocks anyway and they never have sex, but I don’t think now is the best time to try it on with him and especially in the bloody corridor. Nice tits and ass by the way.’ ‘Thanks, Paul that really helps me.’ and he shrugged his shoulders and headed back to his room. But at least Gloria let go of rubbing herself up against my body much to my relief. ‘Are you really going home to your wife then?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Even though Paul said your marriage is on the rocks? Why not stay here with me and have some fun, I really fancy you, Tony.’ ‘Because as I keep explaining as attractive as you undoubtedly are, I will not be unfaithful to my wife and I’m going home.’ ‘But admit it you were getting turned on I could f

  So would more sex and more erotica and less honesty sell more books? In my second book I did have more encounters of a sexual nature only because I was meeting the general public and a lot more attractive people than in the prisons, but sex or erotic encounters with the public was never going to sell books so I had to rely on the real life humorous encounters I had with the public and yes some of those members of the public were sexy The England Rugby team when departing the UK from Heathrow Terminal 5 caused a stir amongst all the female security officers as well as many of the general public, as did Usain Bolt, and the opposite was true when some of our well known female celebrities travelled through the airport, but sexual and erotic encounters was nil. However I thought hit me, what about in my previous life before Heathrow before HM Prisons I was a driving instructor and had many potential sexual and erotic encounters with my female pupils, yes now that I could write about and i

  Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's ⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast?  ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’ ⠀ ‘You’ll see soon eno

  Well does sex sell book? You might say of course not its all down to the content but is it? What attracts you to a page? For men it would be a beautiful woman and for woman a handsome man showing his six pack and looking sexy but does it sell books? How many of you women looked at this page because of the man in the picture? But would it entice you to read the book? I was told to sex up my stories but how do you sex up stories about working in a prison? It's just not possible, no matter what sort of writer you are you cannot make working in a prison sexy, so that's not going to sell my book Therefore the story-line has to be strong, ah yes that's all well and good if you are creating a fictional story and you can also add a bit of sexual intrigue into the mix but my story is based on real events and in real life a prison is a pretty non sexual environment, well apart from what the prisoners get up to behind the closed doors, in fact I remember on one occasion over the Chr

  Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's ⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast?  ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’ ⠀ ‘You’ll see soon eno

 What makes a writer? How many times have you heard or said yourself 'I could write a book' I used to say that too and then one day somebody challenged me and said 'Well you should write a book and at least then it will stop you moaning about how prison staff are portrayed in the press and on TV' And do you know what I did and it got published and more surprising it received wonderful 5 star reviews from people I had never met, no honestly I had never met them yet they liked my book and took the time to actually write a review too. Wow I was hooked on writing, okay I'm not a prolific writer I cant churn out one book after another but then again I didn't start to write until I was 60 and am now 69 awaiting my third book to be published and with two more on the go it ain't half bad. I hasten to add no I have not made any money out of my writings but I have achieved something even more rewarding. What's more rewarding than making money out of my writings I

  Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's ⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast? ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’ ⠀ ‘You’ll see soon eno