The Road to 'L' Do you remember your driving instructor? They sure remember you
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The Road to 'L' Do you remember your driving instructor? They sure remember you
Sneak preview of my next book all about when I was a driving instructor back in London of the 1980's ⠀ Ken comes down the stairs to our underground rest room and says ⠀ ‘Tony you've got a two-hour gap between lessons I got a newbie for you to take out now’ ⠀ ‘Ok I’ll just finish my cuppa, who is she?’ ⠀ ‘Mrs Shah’ ⠀ ‘Is she an Arab?’ ⠀ ‘I think she is married to an Arab as she looks western and certainly not a Muslim, but don’t stare at her’ ⠀ ‘Why not is it not allowed in whatever religion she is married into?’ ⠀ ‘Naw it’s just, well let’s say she has a bodily abnormality’ ⠀ ‘What sort of abnormality? Is she facially deformed, or only has one arm, what?’ ⠀ ‘Well let’s just say she has really huge ummm eyes’ ⠀ ‘What the hell is wrong with big eyes I don’t understand?’ ⠀ ‘She is a big woman do you remember the old ‘carry on’ films with Kenneth Williams saying oh matron what big eyes you have, as Hattie Jacques held him to her breast? ⠀ ‘Yea vaguely why’ ⠀ ‘You’ll see soon en...
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